I guess this is it. I'm one of "those" people now.
I shall celebrate by making a story based on this image:
Once upon a time, a little chap with @swaenK named @Blounty stayed up all night masturbating before the EDM concert featuring @EJR. After he finished, he reached for his pipe to smoke a little @Bit of weed before nodding off. In a dream, he met an ancient sorcerer.
"Greetings," said the sorcerer. "@IAmCrystalHeights, and @EyeLovePoozy."
"Woah," said Blounty. "That's pretty @freaksy101!"
Reaching into his pocket, IAmCrystalHeights said "I will give you ultimate swag for the concert, but you must do one thing for me. You must @Jebbal my balls."
"I'd do ANYthing for +1 sweg," and down he went, balls in hand just-a-jugglin' away. When he was finished, he was teleported through a @mysticvortex13 made of pure pussy and awesome. A @NeWaGe had dawned.
The next morning he had awoken to the sound of knocking on his bedroom door. It was his best friend, @Soul-Blade.
"It's @Meezybaby! You ready for this @Monster64 of a concert? I heard there's gonna be fire jugglers and @SabinMaster s there tonight."
"Yeah man, this is gonna be great. I'm so ready, but I have to call my girlfriend @RayvenSixx first to tell her about this sweet dream I had last night."
And they all went to the concert and died in a terrible mass shooting that played for weeks on the news as a result.
Welp. That sucked. *fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfa p https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuYeHPFR3f0 Here's me leaving this newsfeed. Shwooooooooo https://vimeo.com/144906941
Bit
10/10 good story
But I thought you weren't supposed to be fapping, m8.
PussyShark
If you can dream it, you can do it.