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10 Years of Newgrounds

2015-11-06 13:40:29 by PussyShark

I guess this is it. I'm one of "those" people now.

I shall celebrate by making a story based on this image:



Once upon a time, a little chap with @swaenK named @Blounty stayed up all night masturbating before the EDM concert featuring @EJR. After he finished, he reached for his pipe to smoke a little @Bit of weed before nodding off. In a dream, he met an ancient sorcerer.

"Greetings," said the sorcerer. "@IAmCrystalHeights, and @EyeLovePoozy."

"Woah," said Blounty. "That's pretty @freaksy101!"

Reaching into his pocket, IAmCrystalHeights said "I will give you ultimate swag for the concert, but you must do one thing for me. You must @Jebbal my balls."

"I'd do ANYthing for +1 sweg," and down he went, balls in hand just-a-jugglin' away. When he was finished, he was teleported through a @mysticvortex13 made of pure pussy and awesome. A @NeWaGe had dawned.

The next morning he had awoken to the sound of knocking on his bedroom door. It was his best friend, @Soul-Blade.

"It's @Meezybaby! You ready for this @Monster64 of a concert? I heard there's gonna be fire jugglers and @SabinMaster s there tonight."

"Yeah man, this is gonna be great. I'm so ready, but I have to call my girlfriend @RayvenSixx first to tell her about this sweet dream I had last night."

And they all went to the concert and died in a terrible mass shooting that played for weeks on the news as a result.


Welp. That sucked. *fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfa p https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuYeHPFR3f0 Here's me leaving this newsfeed. Shwooooooooo https://vimeo.com/144906941


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Y1 50 Points 2nd y Medal Stats.
A1 50 Points 2nd a Medal Stats.
D 25 Points D Medal Stats.
H1 25 Points 2nd h Medal Stats.
T 50 Points T Medal Stats.
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